Paper Dragon Hmm. The evidence is stacking up against me. Try as I may to convince myself that I am a warrior born, the pudding keeps disproving it.
Two new items offered into evidence:
-slipped my shoulder out while soaping up in the shower
-burnt my thumb and finger sealing a ziplock lunchbag a little too quickly
Shrieked in both instances.
Future opponents, recoil in fear. I'm a bad mutha!  ¶ 12:08 p.m.